domenica 7 ottobre 2007

Friday after work

Trash can voyeur. The banana smoked the entire pack of American Spirits after a particularly confusing organic chemistry lecture. Tub o' soup and crumpled paper had been watching smoothie porn all afternoon. They broke down about 4 PM and ordered a Jamba Juice, knowing full well that consuming a Jamba would destroy them...but not before they ate the banana and extracted all the second hand smoke molecules bound to its potassium-rich flesh. Smokes, banana peel, soup and paper have all been sent to municipal time out...for eternity. In about a year, soup is gonna be pissed he's not one of those new-fangled decomposable plastics...since his friends -- butt, peel and crumpled paper -- will be long gone.

2 commenti:

W ha detto...

yeah, but cup 'o soup will have jamba styrofoam, plastic utensil, and many other new friends to make.

Daniel ha detto...

that's true. But I hear jamba styrofoam only talks to plastics that hold more than 24 ounces. She is a bit of a size queen, which is totally annoying, especially when you're in a landfill, where the bigger you are the dirtier you are and the more mosquiotes that breed in your cavernous insides. ick.