the pasta is cooking

the pasta is cooking and i've got about 7 minutes until it reaches "al dente perfection" as the barilla box says.

and how do I fill the time?

good idea!

i'll tell you how i tried to kill darth vadar last night in a dream. I had the gun version of a light saber...but it was much too weak, and good ole darth just kind of laughed it off...but he never did catch me, cuz last night I had the power to fly!

and then I woke up, and was totally out of it and a little ditty came to mind:

"twinkle twinkle little slut

how I want to bust a nut"