Long beach has not started decorating for Christmas yet.
I'm thinking about filing a complaint with the proper city officials.
I feel discriminated against.
It's freaking November 4.
Where is the tinsel?
Los Angeles to the north doesn't have any problems.
There are billboards all over the place with pictures of elephants dressed in Christmas garb with captions saying "Who Needs Reindeer?!"
It's a bit ironic for my taste. But at least it's holiday related.
Come on, Long Beach!
There are plenty of ways to do it.
For example, the blue pickup truck above is the PERFECT candidate for an evergreen wreath on the front grill. Maybe one of those with the lights that pull electricity from the battery so they light up at night.
The dude in the cowboy hat could easly attacth a sprig of holly or mistletoe to the brim.
Would that be so hard for him?
What's a holiday without the trim?
Buck Wild Dollar Store. Come on!!!!!
Even a dead copyriter could help you out on this one:
"Have a Buck Wild Christmas!"
"Buck Wild Holiday Decor!"
"Go Buck Wild for the Baby Christ Child!"
"A Male Reindeer is a Buck. We've got inflatable bucks for a buck. Come load your Truck!"
Laffy Taffy Update:
What kind of reindeer dental work can you get for a dollar?
Answer: buck teeth
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