First Post, Worst Post

First post, worst post. I'm back. In an ad hoque way (that's the gay way to say ad hoc, ok?) Ad hoque. It's an attitude. It's a lifestyle. It's a condo in Chelsea. Want to be on the "interest list"? I do. example: "OMG, I LOVE your place. It's so ad hoque!!!!" "Oh, stop it. You're just saying that b/c you want the box of replacement tiles they left in my ad hoque-ishly large walk in closet's walk in closet." Really? That's what you think? I only want you for your tiles? Oh no. It's much deeper than that. I want to sublet your walk in closet's walk in closet's walk in closet. It's bigger than most one bedrooms in this city. I'm not subletting your shit. That would violate a central tenant of my ad hoque tenant agreement. get it? I get it. I got it. I'm over it. I'm on it. Who know you're such a bee in a bonnet. I'd keep going but I've got a date with a sonnet named Lonnet who knows better than to call a Monet a mon-et. so go walk into your walk in's walk in's walk in walk in. And then keep walking cuz we're done talkin. Drop dead. I'm ready to start chalkin.