Lard in Kansas City WalMart

This is Gregory enjoying the local flavor at the Kansas City WalMart we visited, in search of food to stock Sara's house, our crash pad for the wedding-party weekend in late July. mmm. fun. And tasty. And expensive (the organic milk at WalMart costs more than it does at Trader Joes or Henry's. What up wit dat? Gregory's explanation was that only SOME stuff at WalMart is cheap. And what were we doing at WalMart anyway? It was a convenience thing. It's right next to Home Depot, and we were at Home Depot buying potted tropical plants in order to cut them up for use in the floral displays for each of the tables at the wedding reception. Mental note: greens are much cheaper at Home Depot than at a florist. And besides, the huge tropical leafy plants were a perfect accent for the birds of paradise Sara ordered on the Internet. I love the Internet. You can even order your wedding reception flowers. And speaking of wedding related paraphenalis: did you know that WalMart stocks "playful" cake toppers: variations on the traditional hetero couple cake toppers in which the wife is dragging the husband by the collar aound the dance floor. Now why didn't I take a picture of that???