when I was little, I had to "urinate"
when I got a little older, I had to "piss"
after a year or two of college, I had to "pee"
Ten years after college, I still have to pee
in fact, I have to pee right now.
Or do I have to piss?
am I butch enough to piss right now?
am I sensitive enough to pee?
am I sharp enough to know the difference?
rather than deliberate
I better just urinate.
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I sometimes "shake the dew from my lily." Or "see a man about a horse."
One time I was on the phone with a friend who said, "Be right back, I have to go drain my noodle(s)." I didn't catch the plural of "noodles," and thought it was odd that he would announce that. He meant the pot was boiling over, which now that I think of it makes a good euphemism, too.
hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am definitely in to saying "pee" right now.
random story: I remember Jerry saying he had to "make a pit stop"...I later tried to use the same phrase and got embarrassed so all I said was: "I have to make a..." and pointed at his house. Steven then said "make a log?" eeewww
douglas...I can understand the confusion, b/c no one in nebraska pees indoors...you only go indoors to "make logs" as they say.
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