lemon. totally.

I typed "lemon" into my email search box, and found an email from the big k, from which I have exerpted below:

Then we got the hottie blonde college girls from
Sarah Lawrence, dressed up in their aint-I-growed-up
tweed blazers and standard-issue 160 dollar jeans
with just enough make-up on to convince the average
dude that they'll put-out, but not enough to be
mistaken for a girl on the FAFSA doles. They're
probably taking about Kant but too ashamed to admit
that, in the privacy of the dorm shower, they touch
their own.