A Holiday Panino and a peppermint latte.
A lunch so bad-ass it does karate.
So what if the Black Friday sales were fake?
False bargains a holiday season does make.
So go out and shop and use up your money.
Credit card bills are always so funny...
When you're old and broke and can't pay for your meds.
After you voted to wrestle Medicare from the Feds.
But don't worry my friend, eat a mall-Christmas sandwich.
and stock up for old-age with ten cases of Manwich.
Hmm...you won't have the cash to add meat to your mansauce.
A Tempeh-Manwich retirement will get tied to your cross.
A green abstainer of meat, you'll cut carbon for real.
But sadly...too late for the polar bear and seal.
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