parmesan cheese is not like pizza and sex

They say pizza is like sex, even when it's bad, it's pretty good.

I'm sorry to say Parmesan cheese does not fit into this esteemed category of life experiences. Bad paremsan cheese is just plain bad. (Ok, I guess I'm officially a spoiled cheese snob.) I made risotto with ghetto-parm last night and I was bummed. But the two glasses of pino helped out.