The sky is falling?

The sky is falling. The sky is falling. Or is it smiling? My toes are yellow with puss. Or is it golden nail polish fuss? Bad faux-hawk. Trendy Mohawk? I am getting sun burned. Or is the sun just shining, like I yearned? I do know my lashes are green. A natural green. Alfalfa green. I’m a free-range, spider eating chick. I’m a “hot chick” in a non-non-pc way. Where is my friend Ché?